one of these things is not like the other ones

[psocoptera]

In an interview with Paul Walker (some actor) in the Metro, he's talking about his "fascination with the medieval period", in connection with his new movie, and why he wouldn't want to live there: "the Black Plague, the stench, women with hairy legs, unclean drinking water, no toilets". So, uh, women with hairy legs ranks up there with the Black Plague and dysentery, huh Paul? 'Cause you know, god forbid that one day you got under some chick's skirt and she had giant black swellings in her groin! Or leg hair! So many dangers!