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Jun. 28th, 2003 08:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
psocopteraIn course of room-cleaning, have found two scribbled fic snippets from heck knows when:
Hermione tells him, "You're our best weapon in the war against Voldemort, after all," and Harry blows up.
"Is that how you really see me?" he yells at her. "Like a thing you're using? Are you going to beat me into a plowshare when the war is over?"
Hermione covers her mouth with her hands and runs, and they send Neville to calm him down, Neville who no one has ever bothered to pretend they weren't using.
and
Top Five Best Pranks:
-convincing Justin the October Project song "Ariel" was about the font
-swapping Chris's hair gel for lube
-swapping Chris's hair gel for corn syrup
-splicing O-Town into Chris's Blondie tape
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(I think it was intended to involve him sitting there trying to think of a fifth one, maybe?) Hmmmm.
Hermione tells him, "You're our best weapon in the war against Voldemort, after all," and Harry blows up.
"Is that how you really see me?" he yells at her. "Like a thing you're using? Are you going to beat me into a plowshare when the war is over?"
Hermione covers her mouth with her hands and runs, and they send Neville to calm him down, Neville who no one has ever bothered to pretend they weren't using.
and
Top Five Best Pranks:
-convincing Justin the October Project song "Ariel" was about the font
-swapping Chris's hair gel for lube
-swapping Chris's hair gel for corn syrup
-splicing O-Town into Chris's Blondie tape
-
(I think it was intended to involve him sitting there trying to think of a fifth one, maybe?) Hmmmm.
