what am I?

[psocoptera]

Trying to draft text for every-4-years-APA "supplement" - a one-page "where am I now" sorta thingy. Have basic layout for which I'd like the text "hard-working researcher by day... ____ ____ ____ by night". (Yes, ha ha, hardworking as I post to lj. Ignore that.) Question is, what goes in the blanks? Some variation on "geeky Bostonite ____" sounds good, but I'm stumped for a third word there. And I don't really want to use either "geek" or "Bostonite" as my primary identifier... I'm *not* really a geek, just geeky, and "Bostonite" is a pretty generic primary identity. I guess I could play off of that and be all "geeky Bostonite... uh... person", which could be funny... but I thought it was an interesting problem. Anybody have any thoughts about what they'd say for themselves? That could be inspiring...