movie non-rec: Pirates of the Caribbean 4
May. 29th, 2011 11:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
psocopteraDon't bother.
Things not in this movie: clever fight choreography, witty banter, chemistry or interpersonal tension, naval battles, third-act firing of first-act guns, cool special effects, any conversation between the two female characters (Chaos: they never address each other at all that I caught.) There was one bit I really liked (tree) but that's about all. You know what was an awesome movie? Pirates of the Caribbean 1, just watch that again instead.
Things not in this movie: clever fight choreography, witty banter, chemistry or interpersonal tension, naval battles, third-act firing of first-act guns, cool special effects, any conversation between the two female characters (Chaos: they never address each other at all that I caught.) There was one bit I really liked (tree) but that's about all. You know what was an awesome movie? Pirates of the Caribbean 1, just watch that again instead.
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Date: 2011-05-30 11:19 am (UTC)