resorting to bad parody

I feel so awkward complaining when there are so many people who would *love* to be able to be 39-and-a-half weeks pregnant. But the problems of privilege are still problematic for the privileged, you know? One of my hips hurts no matter what I do, I can't walk more than a few steps without charley-horse-like spasms in my inner thigh, and I am running out of cope. I just want to hold my baby and know that it made it out okay. I want to hit bottom on the downhill part, however low that's going to be, and know that after that I'm healing instead of declining. I wouldn't mind pushing this thing out before it gets any enormous-er, either.

I know that Dr. Seuss parody is mostly painful, but I am stuck on this couch and had no internet for a large part of the day. It's this or fanfic. Fic in the next post.

( Something about this just spoke to me. )

Fic: Eight Principles of Yong

Another old Avatar WIP! It turns out there's about as much Zuko in that folder as Katara kidfic; this is an example of the former. Not related to the previous story; I mean, in my head, it is the same world, but it definitely should stand alone. Takes place during the series finale.

Title: Eight Principles of Yong
Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender
Word Count: 3700
Rating/Warnings: general audiences
Characters: Zuko, Azula, Katara, Iroh, minor Zuko/Mai
Summary: The one where Zuko saves the day via the power of good penmanship.

Eight Principles of Yong at the AO3.