Another Letter
Jan. 22nd, 2010 01:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
psocopteraDear Morning Nap,
Listen, I don't know what Afternoon Nap's been saying, but it's not true. You've always been my #1. I know we were meant to be. But, oh honey, you can't treat me this way. You lead me on with your eye rubbing... you get me all excited with the crankiness and the yawns... and then nothing? You're just going to leave me like that and go on like there was never a chance? You are a TEASE, Morning Nap. Enough with the mind games. It's time to stop stringing me along.
Sincerely,
Me
PS: I don't care what Afternoon Nap thinks, I am *not* going to break up with you to try to hook up with Sleeping Through The Night. A) Sleeping Through could never do for me what you do, and B) I would never have a chance anyways, I know when I'm out of my league.
Listen, I don't know what Afternoon Nap's been saying, but it's not true. You've always been my #1. I know we were meant to be. But, oh honey, you can't treat me this way. You lead me on with your eye rubbing... you get me all excited with the crankiness and the yawns... and then nothing? You're just going to leave me like that and go on like there was never a chance? You are a TEASE, Morning Nap. Enough with the mind games. It's time to stop stringing me along.
Sincerely,
Me
PS: I don't care what Afternoon Nap thinks, I am *not* going to break up with you to try to hook up with Sleeping Through The Night. A) Sleeping Through could never do for me what you do, and B) I would never have a chance anyways, I know when I'm out of my league.
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Date: 2010-01-22 06:36 pm (UTC)Mind you, I'd be telling you that there's no way Sleeping Through is out of your league; you're an awesome person! But I'm afraid Morning Nap might be listening :-{ :-}.