fictional swooning

and a bit of real-life, too.
DV13; have spent evening chanting such things at computer monitor as "no no no no" and "oh my god" and "eeeeeeee". Also Riff is so totally on my list of fictional men I'd throw myself at. (Er, is that a spoiler?) Said list oh so very compounded by having just finished Swordspoint. *And* we killed red dragons on Tuesday. Ah, fiction.

Real life not bad either.