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[psocoptera]

Ok, new rule: you don't have to let Mama wipe your nose, but nobody is allowed to wipe their nose on Mama's phone.

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[gannet.livejournal.com]

Yesterday we had had, "Please don't grind pepper on Jen's bills."

Which occasioned my comment that parenthood changes one's expectations about what is a reasonable sentence to produce.

[tapas.livejournal.com]

This sounds like a very good rule to me.