Pornography Protection Week - now with more "Arrrr"

George W. Bush has called on *all* the people of the United States to observe this week and commit to taking steps to confront the dangers of pornography. Despite not really having the time, and having non-pornographic writing in progress, as a patriotic American I felt called upon to respond to this important call to action. And that is why I am up too late, committed to personally confronting the dangers of pornography as well as to helping others do the same. Pornography can have debilitating effects on communities, you know, and so I'd like to dedicate my effort in the great struggle to George W. Bush, who is leading this noble effort to raise pornography awareness, and to Franzeska, for making me aware of the awareness.

( debilitate yourself )