so not even funny it's funny

Between one thing and another I was craving chocolate pretty badly, so I go downstairs to the vending machine... only to find that all of the candy is gone, and in its slots are Nutrigrain and Nature Valley granola bars. I'm not kidding. I mean, not even Kudos or something with some chocolate in it. It was like, is this some kind of sick joke? I had to go out and over to the old building, where, thank god, the vending machine held a normal assortment of Snickers and M&Ms and stuff.

Personally, I suspect the nutrition school on the second floor...